
have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated
You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands.
For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry.
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
they’re coming to steal your girl

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
You see your friend and you’re like:
And they’re like:
IF YOU PUT “VIOLENTLY” IN FRONT OF ANYTHING TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTION IT BECOMES 4000x FUNNIER
VIOLENTLY FARTS
VIOLENTLY ORGANIZES HER PORTFOLIO
VIOLENTLY BABYSITS CHILDREN
VIOLENTLY TWERKS
VIOLENTLY BREATHES
VIOLENTLY STUDIES
VIOLENTLY MURDERS SEVEN CHILDREN
VIOLENTLY WORRIES ABOUT THE PREVIOUS COMMENT